4th Sep 2008 ~ 4 days into the unemployment numbers and I am down with bleeding of my anal ! Ok that sounds rude but that's exactly the state where I am now...I wonder if the Mighty one up there wants me to overcome a lot of small bricks before he opens the window of opportunity for me. Maybe that's a test of how strong I am to go through all the bad things that I seem to be attracting nowadays...My anal piles came back haunting me after it disappeared for 2 months. I din exactly noticed it until I found that i experienced a tearing pain when I walked the past few days...that piece of redundant "flesh" was being massaged while I walked and that causes the bleeding..Duh !
It probably could be due to onion overdose cause even a small fart causes the "flesh" to flare up and start throwing tempers and staining my briefs....Interesting isnt it ? Fart and you get bleeding...I tried not to fart so hard though...a skill to be learned...
As an unemployed number in Singapore, I "refused" to go and see the doctor, should have seen it when I was in HP..but guess that din occured to me as I was just being swarmed with work to even notice that the "flesh" existed...Good thing about working in Hewlett Packard. They swarmed you and then kick you out...
I tolerated with putting on "pads" to stop the
bleeding until the pain forced me to be awake for 2 nights..and I dragged myself to the doctor..of course walking with legs wide spread so as not to antagonise the "mighty flesh".The mighty doctor gave a mighty syringe..and it sure was a BIG one...Am I suppose to stick it up the ASK? " I asked ! He smiled....What do you think ?
So Dear Almighty One...What's the next brick you are going to place ahead of me huh? Oh and I forgot to tell you...I am an ant !
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